March 2012
Mar 2nd
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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GAGA!
Would you be my teacher please!?? of ANYTHING! i’m sure you know more than some of my teachers 
Feb 29th
wiigstan: could listen to her read a phonebook tbqfh
Feb 29th
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wiigstan: oh god is this gonna be like a fucking lecture my thought exactly hahahha
Feb 29th
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electrashart: there’s the word soon
Feb 29th
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inbedwithgaga: shortly is the new soon
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Feb 29th
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
Feb 28th
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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beyawnce: what if I want to go out to dinner with Lady Gaga
Feb 26th
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